What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:12
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So they tried